– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?
– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?
George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.
Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?
George: They really understand parent functions.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.
Happy Thursday, wherever you are! 🙂