Saturday Math Puzzle

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry, my mom would not let me go so far.

Teacher: Give me an example of Coincidence.
George: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Teacher: How old is your dad.
George: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
George: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

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Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
George: Bamboulama’lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.
George: Same here.

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A teacher asked student: “What is the full form of Maths?”
The student answered: “Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students”

Happy Saturday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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11 comments

  1. Have a try. It might be fun.
    Sorry for the late reply. Just recovered the comment from spam. Askimet is too blue these days.
    Have a beautiful day!

  2. With so many numbers starting dancing in my head, how can I have a beautiful day. Have a beautiful day yourself, Simona.

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